let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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