hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
