me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I want a musical about memes.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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