your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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