I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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