I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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