so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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