Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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