i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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