...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
The air was thick with penises
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I have post one night stand depression
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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