his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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