Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
She just used a chaser for red wine.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
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