You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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