If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
