I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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