Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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