Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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