he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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