We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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