just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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