We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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