am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
i now understand why vodka
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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