We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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