i will never coherently bang her
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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