so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I'm at about main and main street
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
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