Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Someone signed my nipple.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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