the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
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