She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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