Non-Jews are for practice
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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