quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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