I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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