I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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