I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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