All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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