they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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