i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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