i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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