At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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