She's JV to your varsity
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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