i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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