I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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