i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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