but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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