It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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