I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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