i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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