i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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