i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
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