I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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