Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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