I think scott just propositioned me for sex
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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