guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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